Character: Rutger Rust

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Jack is one of those people who hates writing biographies of himself. If he was forced to, say perhaps by being forced to give dictation while held in a Cobra Clutch, it would probably go something like this:

"Ow! Okay, okay! Um....something something recovering goth? Stop it! That hurts! Fine, fine, okay. Jack Hawthorne is a...ow! I'm trying to tell you! Jack Hawthorne is a writer and graphic designer by day, and an aging and ineffective gamer by night. He's run games in...*coughcoughhack*...in persistent universes for over two decades and...something about wrestling." *passes out*